2002-12-04
Toss a midget!!
So I was in Pitt. on saturday night.It was pretty crazy.I went a bar hoppin with a couple of mah homies.
We drank and drank and walked thru the busy snow filled streets.
This one bar had a Midget!!
It was cool.I was a little creeped out,but mostly dissapointed that I couldn't toss him.
I really wanna toss me a midget.
I heard from a beautiful fairy that you can somewhere in Canada.
Will you go there with me someday and see if it's true?
We can explore our snowy neighbor to the north,breath in it's crisp maple beauty,speak with the french-canadians,and Toss some mother-fucking midgets like they were goin out of style!!!
12:25 a.m. 
by Timm Jumper
