Later that evening after returning home, I recieved a call from a friend a hadn't hung out with in 3 years, she invited me down to a bar in Gettysburg.
To skip past all the insignifcant detail, I ended up playing pool with Jesus.
He was drunker then holy hell, and I could not understand the majority of what he was saying.We decided to play teams, and guess who was on my side?
Yes, Jesus was on my side finally.
Although I never knew he was a 5 foot tall, chubby, drunken, mexican with a mustache, who liked to try to kiss my friends neck tattoos,(to her extreme discomfort).
He kept trying to converse with me, but it made absolutely no sense.
I think the only thing I really understood from my conversation with Jesus was "Hotel California by the Eagles is an awesome song, and you have to make sure you visually line up a shot when playing billards.
He would point to the spot of the ball I should aim for, and drunken Jesus with a mustache it worked!
I said "Jesus!,your a good guide!"
After the second game, me and my friend got rather fed up with his uncomfortable advances on her, and his silly random dancing and uncomprehensible blend of spanish/english drunken gibberish, so we went back to her house where I hugged,
and kissed,
and petted....
her big fluffy dog!
He was such a cute woofy woof!
A mix of retreiver and some other large beast.
He looked like a bear, but cuddled like a bunny.
His back legs didn't work well due to his age ,and he had trouble getting up, so I lyed on the floor and loved him silly!
Wow this is a long fucking entry.
I just didn't want to miss one detail!
So in closure, what started off as me feeling that obligatory "Damn it's valentines day ,I'm still alone, I'll most likely spend it with g-ma again drunk" ended up being one of the best Valentines I've ever had!
See, there's no need for "true love" or "the special somone" to define you and be your entire life, balance you out and love you for eternity, to have a good Valentines day.
All you truly need is your a grandma, a singing danicing 85 year old woman, an old friend, a big fluffy dog, an of course Jesus .
Oh, it also helps if you by a bottle of shiraz and drink the whole thing before you meet up with your friend.
Happy Heart everyone!
Happy happy heart!!
10:09 p.m. by Timm Jumper