2005-12-08
The best fake birthday ever!
What do you do when a friend Jimmy from work says it's his birthday, and you schedule early morning work just to be able to go to Chuck E Cheese, only to find out he lied and his birthday isn't for another month and you got up at 6 a.m. for no fucking reason!?!?You make that mother fucker go anyway and have the best god damn fake birthday ever!!!!
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Thus ends the perfect fake birthday.
(Oh did you notice Sir Charles Elington Cheeseworth parachuting in next to Jimmy?"
11:22 p.m. 
by Timm Jumper
